Crop Confessions: Valentine’s Edition

What’s your Crop Confession?

“One time an entire math class conspired to set me up with a girl (including the teacher). It did not work out.”

“I once stalked a person by just knowing his first name and hobby…I found out his last name, school, and musicals he had done…”

“I was secretly responsible for the great Panini Fire of ‘24.”

“This girl I know has a HUGE crush on this sophomore. She was saying his smile brightens the room and he is very underground unknown.”

“J*****n K****w is the most handsome and huggable individual on campus. I wish I could just squeeze him all the time!”

“Honestly, I am secretly dating someone and we are sort of hidden about it but I really do love my girlfriend so much. I wish I could see her on Valentine’s Day but too bad it is a Saturday. <333 That’s it I ain’t spilling anymore… I don’t want to reveal my identity too much so I’m speaking like a robot.”

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